The International Mars Mission crash landed and the space suits got vented out on the surface in the impact. The crew survived but were stuck in a small capsule with limited air. They started arguing over who should go outside unprotected to fetch the suits. "It's -50 °C out there!" protested the British astronaut. "Robert Scott died in milder temps than that. There's no way we'll make it to the suits and back alive." "We fought hard to keep the retirement age at 64 years," argued the French astronaut. "I'll be damned if I have to die in my 30s!" "I don't know what -50 °C is in Fahrenheit and I'd gladly die for my country," said the American, "But I was sent here by Mr. Musk and he won't cover my kid's health insurance if I don't complete the mission." At this point everyone turned to the Russian cosmonaut, who lifted his hands up and said: "I know what you're thinking. Russia would pay my family handsomely if I died, and truth be told, -50 doesn't sound that bad. But there is a